Kudos to StayPuft for introducing a new website to me, called Googlefight.com.

Basically what it does is compare google results between two topics, phrases or words.
As an example, if I put “douche bag” in the first spot, and “giant flaming homo” in the second, it will show me that Douche Bag comes back with over 2.5 million results (most of them pertaining to Ryan Seacrest), and Giant Flaming Homo returns with just over 100,000 results, all pictures of Dr. Von Nostrand and/or Ryan Seacrest.

So I think you get the point.

Now what I’m going to do is prove once and for all that the absolute most abundant topic on the internet is porno (aka prOn, if you’re an a-hole).

First up: Let’s Compare porn to something that should be on every concerned citizen’s mind right now. The L.A. Lakers.

…continue reading An Epilogue Into Why Al Gore Invented the Internet

Some people went to a lot of effort to create this. I always thought that a real life Simpsons would be really really bad and couldn’t possibly live up to the cartoon. However, this intro was done really well and I could see how it might work.

I can totally see a few years down the line or maybe if the cartoon ever calls it quits a few years after that they come out with a movie similar to what the Flintstones movie was to the cartoon. Remember, that piece of tripe starring John Goodman and Rosie O’Donnell.

It really is surreal how close this is to the cartoon. I think it would be sweet if they did a whole episode, or maybe even just a chunk of one. I wonder how this works with copyright laws. They must be breaking at least a dozen, just for using the intro sound track alone. Oh well, it’s an interesting find either way.

So to the people who created this, I dub thee winners of life.

I dare you to find a website more cute than CuteOverload.com. Seriousy, it’s just so gosh darn cute.

It’s pretty much just a collection of cute animals doing stuff, or just not doing stuff but looking cute.

Check out CuteOverload.com, it’ll make your girlfiend go “aawwwww”.

Have you ever been walking down the street or through some form of shopping center such as a mall and been approached by someone trying to push their religion on you? Yeah me too, and it really gets my goat. Usually they have some religious propaganda in paper form so even if you wont talk to them, maybe you’ll take something with you and get suckered in later.

I was introduced to this website through propaganda just like that. Actually, I found this religious comic on the ground (goes to show its worth) but I thought it was funny in a typical Christian bullshit way. I read a few on the site, but I especially enjoyed this one because of the page I posted above. The lines “Mother died 1 year ago — and is in hell” and “Father is an executive and an alcoholic” are especially classic.

Now my favorite part of this comic is how it has absolutely nothing to do with being a better person, it just tries to make people believe that if they don’t accept god they will go to hell. Oh also all executives are evil and alcoholics.

Read the full comic for the frame I posted above here.
or go to the root page of comics from Chick Publications here.

Nope…. I’m pretty sure it wont.

A gallery of Microsoft Blue Screen of Death error screens on public display.

http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html

I’m not really sure what to say about this one… its an ebay auction for an interesting lighter.

The description for this ebay auction reads:

This is a limited edition Commemorative 9/11 Musical lighter.

On it’s face is an effigy of Osama Bin Laden, and a representation of his attack on the twin towers.

When opened, the twin towers light up, and the lighter plays Beethoven’s “For Elise”.

Lighters are shipped without gas for safety reasons. We recommend using a good-quality butane to ensure a long life for your lighter.

Check out the Ebay auction for the 9/11 Commemorative Lighter here.

If the auction is gone check out a screen shot of the auction page.

So in my boredom-induced curiousity, I was checking out the serial killers section on www.crimelibrary.com and I started to think to myself, what makes a person decide to get up one day and say “I think I’m gonna go kill a hooker and then carefully remove her eyeballs”?? …continue reading These guys give me the creeps.

Have a formal event to attend? Just want to look good around the family at the next gathering? We have all been there, but sometimes its hard to dress up and still keep cool. No worries, Dragonfly has got your back with their pinstripe hooded blazer.

Funky meets formal.

The pinstripe fabric suggests a boardroom vibe while the faux hoodie layered below lends this 3-button blazer genuine street smarts. Beautifully fashioned with 4 exterior flapped pockets, 4 interior pockets, 3-button vented cuffs, and a center back slash vent. The thick faux hoodie is lined in thermal cotton and has a drawcord and zipper that’ll do the deed on chill nights. Blazer is 65/35 poly/rayon.

Check out the Dragonfly Faux Layered Pinstripe Hooded Blazer.

Ever wonder what it would taste like to eat a sandwich with the dog treats “beggin strips” on it? How about a shot of breast milk… or better yet, chocolate breast milk. Maybe Silkworm Pupas on a stick is more your type of meal. Anway, one man, lets call him “Steve”, has decided to take it upon himself to taste all sorts of gross things including the above mentioned as well as several more gross “foods” and report back on their flavor.

Not only that but hes quite the comedian about it too.

Check out Steve don’t eat it!