What makes a movie a garaunteed flop on the big screen and laughable anywhere else? The answer: Werewolves. To add to the wild suspense and drama, add in a stagnant british nanny who plays a queen-to-be vampire. Making matters even worse, we’ll throw in a 1000 year war between the two groups of creatures, and a seemingly impossible love affair. It’s a regular “Gone with the wind”. But this time with more blood, biting, and some silver-nitrate-filled bullets for good measure.

It’s downtown london, and underneath the traffic there is an underground army of werewolves ready to fight. But love is in the air. Can a vampire and a werewolf triumph over their differences and be together, to live happily ever after? The outcome is an embarassingly obvious one. …continue reading A Review of the Movie Underworld