I was looking in the local Yellow Pages today for something that starts with the letter E (we’ll say … enema discount services) when I came across the Escort section.

Okay I know we have all seen this section and some of us have possibly even pranked called a few. Not me, of course … that’s just wrong. But I think I have found a new little “quirk” about me. Whenever I am in a new city I like to read the escort pages and see what type of ridiculous advertisements they have. It’s not weird, I swear. …continue reading This is more sad than it is funny