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This guy has taken a picture of himself almost every day since January 11th 2000. 2005 is a pretty sweet year… he gets a green shirt.

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Some people just do something so freakin nuts in their life that they truely deserve the title Winner of Life. This Petrov guy really takes the cake.

Stanislav Evgrafovich Petrov (Russian: Станислав Евграфович Петров) (born c. 1939) is a retired Russian Army colonel who, on September 26, 1983, averted a potential nuclear war by refusing to accept that the United States had launched missiles against the USSR, despite the indications given by his computerized early warning systems. The Soviet computer reports were later shown to have been in error, and Petrov is credited with preventing World War III and the devastation of much of the Earth by nuclear weapons. Because of military secrecy and international policy, Petrov’s actions were kept secret until 1998.

This incident is one of dozens of high-risk decisions that were made by strategic nuclear forces over the years of the Cold War, often at the last minute, by administrative personnel far from the chain of command. It only became known much later due to military secrecy. The US certainly experienced similar events, and the USSR may have experienced others that remain unknown to this day.

Source: Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia

I’m going to describe to you a situation I was witness to today on my drive into work.

I came out of a grocery store parking lot and drove around the back of the store so I could come out at an intersection with stoplights. I was trying to avoid crossing two lanes of traffic on Calgary’s busy 16th Ave. I stopped at an intersection a block away from the lights at a four way stop. As I am stopped a women driving a station wagon with two small kids in the back drives through the 4 way stop, does a U-turn in the middle of the intersection, and continues to drive back in the opposite direction. Did I mention she was also talking on her cell phone?

The real kicker is, as she pulled out of her U-turn and drove down the street I see the “baby on board” sign she is so proudly displaying in her rear window. Seriously, some people are infinitely stupid. Or maybe it’s just a testament to what you can get away with on Calgary’s streets.

I dare you to find a website more cute than CuteOverload.com. Seriousy, it’s just so gosh darn cute.

It’s pretty much just a collection of cute animals doing stuff, or just not doing stuff but looking cute.

Check out CuteOverload.com, it’ll make your girlfiend go “aawwwww”.

I made sure I had $1.75CAD in change tonight when I came to work because I know that is how much a 561ml pop costs from the vending machine. So you can be sure I was pretty pissed off when I get to the pop machine to find the price has been raised to $1.85. Hmm… why is it that every year the price of a bottle of pop goes up if its still “the same great taste”? Its because my hard earned money is going to pay freakin Beonce $20 million to hold a Pepsi between her bootylicious ass cheeks in a 30 second waste of everyone’s life. I wish we could get Royal Crown cola in Canada cause if we could I’d drink it, then piss in the can and make those pop suits take my Pepsi challenge.
…continue reading Why does Pepsi keep going up in price if its “the same great taste”?

Have you ever been walking down the street or through some form of shopping center such as a mall and been approached by someone trying to push their religion on you? Yeah me too, and it really gets my goat. Usually they have some religious propaganda in paper form so even if you wont talk to them, maybe you’ll take something with you and get suckered in later.

I was introduced to this website through propaganda just like that. Actually, I found this religious comic on the ground (goes to show its worth) but I thought it was funny in a typical Christian bullshit way. I read a few on the site, but I especially enjoyed this one because of the page I posted above. The lines “Mother died 1 year ago — and is in hell” and “Father is an executive and an alcoholic” are especially classic.

Now my favorite part of this comic is how it has absolutely nothing to do with being a better person, it just tries to make people believe that if they don’t accept god they will go to hell. Oh also all executives are evil and alcoholics.

Read the full comic for the frame I posted above here.
or go to the root page of comics from Chick Publications here.

Nope…. I’m pretty sure it wont.

A gallery of Microsoft Blue Screen of Death error screens on public display.

http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html

I have a friend who often sends me all of the crap forwards and chainmail she gets from her friends. Some of the things she sends me have religous themes. Personally I believe organized religion is the devil. However, I usualy get sucked into reading them anyway because they are always good for at least a little giggle.

I particularly enjoyed this one because it plays on peoples emotions towards religion to fuel a chain letter. And its in the form of a poem! Aaww, isnt that clever. You know some effort went into this.

Dear God,
I’m writing to say I’m sorry
For being angry yesterday
When you seemed to ignore my prayer
And things didn’t go my way

…continue reading “Let there be religious poetry chain-mail” - God